Ha Ha Ha: Bonk (Updated)

Tell us a joke!

Knock-knock joke, long story with a unexpected punchline, great zinger — all jokes are welcome!

Photographers, artists, poets: show us FUNNY.

Update:

I’ve got one, I’ve got one ….

“Knock, knock”

Who’s there?”

“Daily”

“Daily who?”

“Daily Prompt!”

BOOM, BOOM …

Sorry!

Funny
Funny

OK …

Firstly, I’m really useless at telling jokes.

Secondly, whenever I hear a really good joke I forget it immediately.

Thirdly, you read these offerings at your own risk

*

“Knock, knock”

“Who’s there?”

“Moustache”

“Moustache who?”

“Moustache Ya-a-question”

*

Q. What goes “Ha Ha Bonk”?

A. Someone laughing their head off.

*

Q. Where does Napoleon keep his armies?

A. Up his sleevies.

*

A horse walks into a pub & sits at the bar.

The barman says, “Why the long face?”.

*

OK, OK, I’ll leave it to the masters …

The Argument Clinic

… Enjoy!

Ha Ha Ha

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